Nice head tilt, bro.

You guys may or may not know, but I got the iPhone4 from Verizon on Friday.  I adore it.  It's made my life, I swear, five million times easier!  Anyways, I used Facetime for the first time last night.  Let me just TELL you how entertaining my conversation was.  Richard and I Facetimed for a total of 4 hours and 48 minutes.  What did we have to talk about?  Only God knows.  We gave each other virtual tours of our rooms and I introduced him to my lovely stuffed animal collection only to find that we have MATCHING teddy bears!  Totes presh! Well, they match except his is like a life sized version of me... that thing is HUGE and mine is normal sized!  Obvs, you guys don't actually want to hear about EVERY SINGLE LITTLE THING that we talked about so I'll move on.  [:  Richard, hope those bags aren't too bad, don't forget the cold spoon thing!!! ;D  I mean I'll probably have Gucci and Prada totes under my eyes for the rest of the day.  Also, I hope your stitches heal up okay!  No more vigorous sneezing, or else the rest of your stitches are going to come out too! ♥

On that note, I'm going to elaborate a little bit more on my last post.  It really wasn't that great and I was going through some major writer's block.  So that guy, seriously came into work the other day and just kind of sat there while I was talking to customers and serving.  He just kind of SAT there.  So, of course I, being "little miss WAY too nice to people," talked to him.  How awk.  He left after a bit and I later received a text message from him.  Remember back in like 6th grade when we all used to use those ridiculous and absolutely awful "signatures" that basically told our mood and what's going on in our lives and who we date?  Well, his signature said "broken."  Dude, get OVER it.  Start a blog if you have problems (like I did ;D).  You and your ex are not getting back together and even if you do, it's not going to get better.  I'm sorry.  Grow up a little bit and earn your Man Card back, because as of right now, your Man Card has been REVOKED by a girl.  That's saying something.  Get over the girl, quit being awkard toward me, delete that signature, and find a hobbie!  Like, baking or IDK... running?!  It's healthy.  Dwelling over this is SO not healthy.

Well, guys, that's all for now.  Come back for more!  :)♥